A Glorified Diary of Things I Did Not Create

dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:16:59 +1000

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

Pissed of that I’m not working, but also really happy that I’m not working

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:58:35 +1000

Pissed of that I’m not working, but also really happy that I’m not working

hayfuckyou: yumcircles: If you close your eyes just as it...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:23:07 +1000

hayfuckyou:

yumcircles:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:34:55 +1000

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

I feel like I’m a black hole

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:16 +1000

I feel like I’m a black hole

Becoming really frustrated that I can’t keep up with the story line of this Swedish movie by...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:48:05 +1000

Becoming really frustrated that I can’t keep up with the story line of this Swedish movie by listening to it while I look at tumblr.

quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:40:25 +1000

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

few days I feel like this but most days I feel like this

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:33:34 +1000

few days I feel like this

but most days I feel like this

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:25:26 +1000

solluxforpresident:

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:42 +1000

solluxforpresident:

unfortunate-child: When Farrah wasn’t allowed to sign the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:47:49 +1000

unfortunate-child:

When Farrah wasn’t allowed to sign the picture, oh how the girls laughed!

edenliaothewomb: Jessica Chastain, photographed by James White...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:47:36 +1000

edenliaothewomb:

Jessica Chastain, photographed by James White for Madame Figaro France May 17, 2013.

monochrome-princess: glacierism: half blazer kilt

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:06:41 +1000

monochrome-princess:

glacierism:

half blazer kilt

wishcave: opens jacket hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold closes jacket

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:12:53 +1000

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:09:15 +1000

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:25:41 +1000

Montenegro like aye!

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:32:12 +1000

Montenegro like aye!

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:17:04 +1000

My bank account has NOT appreciated Thursday and Friday. >$3400

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:05:23 +1000

My bank account has NOT appreciated Thursday and Friday.

>$3400

fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:55:39 +1000

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”